Mostly just RPGs and comic books. Not a "fandom" blog, unless D&D alignment charts count as a fandom.
Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
Darth Maul - Maybe I rank him highest just for being the only saving grace in Episode I, but he was just so awesome. I mean, I’m not sure kids today understand the jaw-dropping awe-inducing collective gasp we all made when, after waiting for anew Star Wars for almost 20 years, we saw that first Phantom Menace trailer and all of a sudden.
The horns, the face tattoos, the light saber…. he’s just amazing.
Darth Vader - I do feel a little guilty putting the original in second place, but I promise it’s not by much. That James Earl Jones toe-curling voice, the ominous black outfit, the vaguely skull-like helmet. Yeah, he’s amazing.
Darth Krayt - because going from a Tusken Raider chief to ultimate badass of the galaxy is pretty ambitious, plus his outfit is super-sweet.
Darth Revan - I never got into KOTOR, so I just don’t know that much about him.
Darth Tyranus is dead last because I just wasn’t ever really impressed with him. I mean, Christopher Lee is an awesome bad guy, but Dooku just felt like he had escaped a 1950s horror movie. Every time he opened his mouth I was more inclined to giggle than to actually be afraid.
After visiting my hometown for a wedding, I am proud to say that my parents finally let me have their copy of the original Star Wars trilogy.
That’s right folks. I don’t care if it is on VHS, Han Shot First and Luke remains blissfully unaware of Hayden Christensen’s existence.