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Can I roll to tell him what a terrible idea that is? I want to access my knowledge just to tell him how bad that idea is.

player, after another player’s character suggested “putting the crystal in backwards” (via mydnd)

(Source: outofcontextdnd)

clockworkgojira:

You know how sometimes you’re just like “hey I found this person that isn’t quite our enemy and just misunderstood and we should all hug and fight/commit crime together” and then they just start shooting at each other and it’s like C’MON GUYS. CARE BEARS DON’T SHOOT EACH OTHER.

Somehow this is going to end up being my fault, isn’t it.

This sounds like a scenario I can definitely relate to.

outofcontextdnd:

"The paladin notices everyone else is confused at the concept of ‘family’."

"Oh right, I’m among player characters."

dicebound:

dm-lorati:

k009:

The 3 important B’s

…I’m allowed to think this about my players’ characters too, right?

I think that’s the only proper way a DM can view player characters lol

I don’t care about the bloody or bruised part so much.
Just so long as they’re crying at some point.

dicebound:

dm-lorati:

k009:

The 3 important B’s

…I’m allowed to think this about my players’ characters too, right?

I think that’s the only proper way a DM can view player characters lol

I don’t care about the bloody or bruised part so much.

Just so long as they’re crying at some point.

corruptionpoints:

Sometimes I worry that I haven’t prepped nearly enough for my players to last the whole session and panic a little.

Then I remember that they spent 45 minutes buying and naming a donkey that they immediately forgot about afterwards.

Player: I don't like my character.

Me: Why?

Player: I don't know what I'm doing with him.

Player: All of my stats are wrong.

Player: I took all the wrong skills.

Player: I have no motivations.

Player: My backstory makes no sense.

Player: My character sheet is a swirling vortex of entropy.

Me: Do you want to roll a new character?

Player: Hell no. What are you thinking?

When a new player joins your campaign, and his character meets the other characters for the first time…

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